John Wick: A movie starring Keanu Reeves

October 24, 2014 at 2:19 pm (The Movie I'm not Seeing this Weekend) (, , )

John Wick is a movie starring Keanu Reeves. I read a review that said “we’ve missed him on the screen,” except I’m not really sure everybody did, you know?

Why'd they mess up Keanu Reeves' face? His face is his best bit!

Why’d they mess up Keanu Reeves’ face? His face is his best bit!

(Yes, Keanu Reeves fans, you can direct your hatemail to lokifire@YESIHAVEADIFFERENTOPINIONTHANYOU.COM.)

Anyway, in John Wick, Keanu Reeves plays John Wick, a guy whose wife dies and then his dog dies.

Which sounds exactly like the synopsis for this video, except probably without the awesome ending. (You should go watch this video right now. It’s very funny, and Santa Fe is a very nice song. Yes, even you, Keanu Reeves fans.)

"UR OPINONS IS STUPID AND UR STUPID" -- a spelling-challenged Keanu Reeves fan, probably.

“UR OPINONS IS STUPID AND UR STUPID” — a spelling-challenged Keanu Reeves fan, probably.

 

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