It has begun

December 1, 2014 at 11:04 am (Stuff that Bugs Me Right Now)

So, as I predicted, now that gay marriage is legal, the awful letters are starting to show up in the local paper.

The best one, so far, is the guy who complained about the description of an arch, which was “adorned with Christmas lights, bows and other decorations.”

The letter-writer goes on to say this inspired bit of stupidity: “Did the ACLU ask this newspaper to use the word ‘Christmas’? Or is this (the newspaper’s) way of trying to be subliminal to make me think that these marriages are blessed and holy — because they are, in fact, not.”

Or maybe it's because CHRISTMAS LIGHTS IS WHAT THEY'RE CALLED?

Or maybe it’s because CHRISTMAS LIGHTS IS WHAT THEY’RE CALLED?

He later complains about all the anti-bigotry laws, and how people are trying to push homosexuality down his throat, like, honey, if your boyfriend’s sticking it in that far, just tell him it makes you gag, right?

But seriously, he wraps up with ” … this newspaper is insulting my somewhat lack of intelligence.”

Oh, sweetie, your lack of intelligence isn’t “somewhat.”

And here, guy, I've found this sign that you're welcome to print out and just wear around all the time, because, well ... yeah.

And here, guy, I’ve found this sign that you’re welcome to print out and just wear around all the time, because, well … yeah.

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