Captain America’s girlfriend is super awesome, yea!

January 7, 2015 at 11:29 am (Randomosity) (, , , , , )

The three best things about Marvel’s new mini-series Agent Carter are, in order, the costumes, the cars and the hair. That’s because it’s set in the 1940s, where everybody looked classy, all the time, especially criminals and badass lady secret agents.

"So help me, God, I will shoot you, and my hair will look awesome when I do it."

“So help me, God, I will shoot you, and my hair will look awesome when I do it.”

The next best thing about Agent Carter is the titular (hee! titular!) secret agent herself, Agent Peggy Carter, who is totally ass-kicking and beautiful and funny and don’t take no crap from her stupid 1940s bosses, who are all like: “Woman, brew us some coffee, on the double!” (Although she’s terrible at fake-crying, as you find out when her friend gets murdered.)

Agent Carter (the show) reminds us that Agent Carter (the lady) was dating Captain America (the Chris Evans version), then sits back and lets the plot take over.

I hope Chris Evans shows up for some guest spots, because he's beautiful.

I hope Chris Evans shows up for some guest spots, because he’s beautiful.

To tell you the truth, I’m a little confused by the plot, but maybe that’s because I missed the first 20 minutes or so. All I know is Iron Man’s grandpa (or dad, or uncle) has been (probably falsely) accused of treason or some damn thing, and Agent Carter is working with the (adorable, yet hot) butler Mr. Jarvis to clear his name, and also keep James Frain from imploding the city, and also Henry, the taxi-driver from Fringe was there. Then there’s another bad guy who has a total hard-on for shooting people right in the forehead, leaving perfect little holes and barely any blood and definitely no brain splatter, because that is exactly what happens when you get shot in the head, and also Agent Carter’s coworkers are a bunch of chauvinist pigs, because it was the 1940s and feminism hadn’t been invented yet.

Nah, seriously, it's been around forever, so why are people still acting like it's a bad word?

Nah, seriously, it’s been around forever, so why are people still acting like it’s a bad word?

Also, Ray Wise shows up, and I’m just going to call him as the big baddie right now, because why would you hire Ray Wise to not play a bad guy?

The answer is: You wouldn't bother. He's the bad guy.

The answer is: You wouldn’t bother. He’s the bad guy.

Anyhow, there’s a lot of punching and shooting and fast driving in beautiful cars, and there’s even knockout lipstick, because of course there is, so Agent Carter is definitely better than Gotham, and, I might even go so far as to say, probably worth watching.

Agent Carter! A show you should watch, if you feel like it!

Agent Carter! A show you should watch, if you feel like it!

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