Hold onto your hats, everybody, because there’s a new Jurassic Park movie coming out!
That is so exciting! We needed a new Jurassic Park movie! It’s not like there’s been at least several already made!
Now that all that phony enthusiasm is out of my system, I’d like to address my most pressing complaint about Jurassic World (other than that why do we need a new Jurassic Park movie, I seriously don’t get it): Chris Pratt as the heir apparent to Harrison Ford.
I get that he’s cute and charming, I guess, but I can’t tell him apart from the other half-dozen guys who look just like him.
Maybe I need to see a movie that he’s in. Maybe that would help. Can someone tell me what movies he’s in? Because I don’t think I’d recognize him without help.