Refueling the Transporter
Last week, I didn’t go see No Escape, because it looked like a dumb movie about white people trying to flee a foreign country, where THANK GOD, no one of any importance was being killed, just a bunch of foreigners, am I right, jingoism for the win, WHOOO.
This week, I’m not seeing The Transporter Refueled, which doesn’t even have John Cena (going by Jason Statham, for some reason) in it anymore.
I mean, at least the Mission Impossible series has the decency to keep casting Tom Cruise in ’em, instead of replacing him with some dude who looks just like him.
Also, I guess I’m just not that big into car chase movies where the ladies all throw themselves at the car driver movie, but he’s all stoic and blah blah blah, and in the end he saves the day, whatever.
brikhaus said,
September 4, 2015 at 1:59 pm
There’s a TV show, too.
lokifire said,
September 6, 2015 at 12:14 pm
That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard.