The Boy, a doll, whatever

January 22, 2016 at 10:27 am (The Movie I'm not Seeing this Weekend, Two-sentence Reviews) (, )

Q. So, another haunted doll movie, what?

A. I told you guys that Hollywood hates me.

YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME THAT ALL DOLLS ARE EVIL I ALREADY KNOW THAT IT WON'T STOP STARING WITH ITS DEAD, EVIL EYES GAHHHHHH.

YOU DON’T NEED TO TELL ME THAT ALL DOLLS ARE EVIL I ALREADY KNOW THAT AND IT WON’T STOP STARING WITH ITS DEAD, EVIL EYES GAHHHHHH.

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5 Comments

  1. Jamin said,

    Some day, I’m going to find this Uncanny Valley and build a cabin there.

    • lokifire said,

      I will … not visit you there.

      • Jamin said,

        But it sounds like such a nice place! *Remembers “Sudden Valley” jokes from Arrested Development.*

  2. brikhaus said,

    I hope this one is “based on a true story” like all the others.

    • lokifire said,

      Of course it is.
      There are murder dolls everywhere.

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