She left it wide open, is what she said

February 24, 2016 at 2:49 pm (Randomosity)

My mother, working on plastic canvas Kleenex box cover, remarked: “I got so excited I poked it into the wrong hole.”

“That’s what he said,” I immediately responded.

Of course, now that I've pissed her off, I probably won't get the kleenex box cover of my dreams.

Of course, now that I’ve pissed her off, I probably won’t get the Kleenex box cover of my dreams.

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3 Comments

  1. Jamin said,

    Good news! JK Simmons just got cast in an important role in an upcoming movie.
    Bad news! It’s about the Boston Marathon bombing.
    Good news! He’s the only character who looks to be directly and accurately based on a real person.
    Bad news! The movie’s being made by Mark Wahlberg.

    • lokifire said,

      THE FROGURT IS ALSO CURSED!

      • Jamin said,

        You know what’s scary/cool? How deeply the Simpsons’ early seasons are embedded on the cultural psyche. I totally didn’t even consciously register that I was aping that bit until I saw your response.

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