I have never watched Dancing With the Stars before. But I did watch the most recent season of America’s Next Top Model, even though I’d managed to stop for a few seasons, I came back, I loved it, and I am ashamed.
Anyway, Nyle DiMarco was named America’s Next Top Model, because, well, LOOK AT HIM:
In addition to being sculpted from God’s favorite things, DiMarco is also deaf, so when my Nyle DiMarco-obsessed family discovered he was going to be on Dancing With the Stars, we had to watch because we wondered: How is a deaf man going to manage dancing when he can’t hear the music?
The answer is: With grace, skill and a whole lotta shirtlessness.
So much shirtlessness.
Anyway, because Nyle DiMarco is awesome, he won Dancing With the Stars, and a place in my heart.