My obsession with American Ninja Warrior continues unabated! And last night, I cheered for the awesome Jessie Graff, who does stuntwork for this one show I can’t stop watching.
Anyway, Jessie Graff is beautiful and awesome (you already said that!) and outperformed all but one of the other contestants on a brutal obstacle course.
My daughter, however, was unimpressed.
“You won’t say that when I marry her,” I said.
But then I realized I had nothing to offer Jessie Graff, being older, less awesome and poor. “I can’t even be her sugar momma,” I said, sadly.
“You can be her Splenda momma,” my mother offered.