I am not an outdoors person by nature

August 1, 2016 at 9:55 am (Randomosity)

Anyway, my neighbors had me watering their plants while they were out of town. As my daughter assisted me, a wasp flew towards us.

(Editor’s note: My daughter would like to insert here: “The wasp flew near us.”)

I sprayed it with the hose.

I sprayed it with the hose some more.

Then, just to be sure, I sprayed it with the hose an additional amount.

Then I stepped on it.

A lot.

“I think you got it, Mom,” said my daughter.

“Honey, it was him or us,” I said.

"I'm serious, sweetie. It's a dog eat dog world. Survival of the fittest. Etc., etc. It definitely wasn't overkill. Shut up."

“I’m serious, sweetie. It’s a dog eat dog world. Survival of the fittest. Etc., etc. It definitely wasn’t overkill. Shut up.”

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