But at least I got to go sibilance-mad in my post title, so that’s something!
I mean, I’m kind of afraid to say it looks terrible, because the fanboys are so mad at critics who have actually seen it and are like, “Yeah, it is terrible,” but, you guys, it looks just SO TERRIBLE.
(Not Will Smith, though. Will Smith looks really good.)
(Although I recently read that they’re using CGI to make actors look younger than they are, so it might just be magic, I don’t know.)
I mean, it looks like it’s everything it’s advertised to be. Harley Quinn is, like murderous and sexy (I guess? Margot Robbie does nothing for me, but, hey, to each their own). Killer Croc is all mutated, Deadshot is Will Smith, the Joker seems like a real jackass (or is it that Jared Leto seems like a real jackass?), Katana seems quiet and head-choppy, and then there’s the other ones.
(Look, I really don’t care about the other ones.)
(Actually, I don’t care about any of these ones, because my all-time favorite Batman villain is and always shall be Two-Face!)
But everything it’s advertised to be is … well, for 12-year-old boys. And as terrible as my sense of humor is, I am not a literal 12-year-old boy.
So, you guys, this movie looks, like, so terrible.