Lyin’ Ryan rhymes, at least

August 19, 2016 at 1:10 pm (Stuff that Bugs Me Right Now) (, )

Oh, Ryan Lochte.

Oh, Ryan Lochte, oh, Ryan Lochte.

You are just so stupid.

I mean, I always knew you were the stupidest Olympic swimmer of our generation, and that you tended to be a frat boy type, and that your hair looks really terrible blonde.



But I never thought you would lie about getting mugged in Rio to cover up your own vandalism.

For all that’s good in this world, Ryan Lochte, you stupid, stupid man, you are 32 years old. Shouldn’t you know better by now?

God bless the New York Post, though.

God bless the New York Post, though.



  1. Jamin said,

    Speaking of how stupid Lochte is, someone posted this in the AVClub comments section earlier. It’s pretty painful at the beginning, but it’s 100% worth it for the last minute and a half.

    • lokifire said,

      I can’t wait to watch it!
      One of my favorite quotes about the whole incident was from the journalist who was like: “Well, yeah, I believed him. I didn’t think he was smart enough to make it up.”
      Because he is so dumb.

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