My former favorite coworker recently related to me a story of her brother-in-law in Texas.
“After he voted for Donald Trump,” she tells me, “he had to go have a stiff drink to clear the bad taste out of his mouth.”
“Well, it’s not like he had to vote for Trump, you know,” I said. “He had options.”
“Yes, but if you want to keep your party in power, you have to vote for Trump,” she replied.
“Gross,” I said.