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Stories
A Bouquet of Stars
A Brief Account of the Life of Jane "Jinny" Bunford
A Burning Girl
A Fluttering of Wings
A Girl Detective Decides
A Girl in Pieces
A House with Mughal-Style Doors
A Nearly Beautiful Thing
A Pitcher Like You
A Place You Can See the Stars
A Soft Heart
A Superhero Love Story
A Swan's Heart
A Trip to the Moon
After the Concert
All Ghosts Are White People
All the Kids Go
All the Love Songs are Really About Broken Hearts
All the Office Ladies
Aloysius Hunkapiller
An Apartment on the Moon
An Emptiness Forever
And I Still Remember How Your Hands Were So Much Larger Than Mine
And She Was
And We Never Die
Angel Fish
Anything But Emptiness
Aquarium
Attic Girls
Autumn Everywhere
Baxter's Girl
Being the Murdered Actress
Being the Murdered Chanteuse
Being the Murdered Clerk
Being the Murdered Coed
Being the Murdered Doll Collector
Being the Murdered Extra
Being the Murdered Girl
Being the Murdered Girlfriend
Being the Murdered Homecoming Queen
Being the Murdered Lover
Being the Murdered Mama
Being the Murdered Mermaid
Being the Murdered Moll
Being the Murdered Pageant Girl
Being the Murdered Professor
Being the Murdered Spelling Bee Champion
Being the Murdered Stripper
Being the Murdered Teacher
Being the Murdered Wife
Belonging
Between the Liking and the Pretending
Birds That Never See the Sky
Birds We Had Become
Bitter Tea
Bottle Sister
Charlie's Wife
Chikan, Chikan
Cliffs of Tojinbo
Clockwork Heart
Closer to the Moon
Cowboy Loves Lily Sue
Curve and Sway
Daisies Like Galaxies
Death Is Colder than Space
Diamonds Between Us
Egg Babies Easily Broken
Every Girl Who Got in a Car
Everybody Loves the Boy Detectives
Float and Disappear
Ghost Among Ghosts
Hail to the Elephant King
Handsome American Weeping Boy
Here There Be Giants
How the Hamster Died
How We Fossilize
If the Fluttering of Butterfly Wings
In Another Universe
In Pieces
In the Crowded Spaces
Into Sleep
It's Not Love
Last Scene
Like Doll Parts
Like Light from Dead Stars
Like the Depth of Parsley in Butter
Little Bohemia
Love Song of the World's Tallest Man
Math Lesson
Other Women Trio
Phone Calls from Loretta
Photos of a Dead Actress
Remembering How to Breathe
Round and Round
Safe in the Dark
She Doesn't Anymore
Signs Now All the Time
So Much Closer Now
Something That Can Never Be Held
Starlings
Storm Girls
Sugar Family
That Fall, the Things that Died
That Night, in Your Room
That Time You Went to the Store and Never Returned
The Arborist Falls in Love
The Astronaut's Wife Considers Perspective
The Axe Murderer Doesn't Get Caught
The Bones
The Boy from the Moon
The Delicate Art of Ikebana
The Difference Between Alligators and Crocodiles
The Drowning Pool
The Falling Girls
The Fattest Dog in the World
The Former Dancer's Husband
The Former Yo-Yo World Champion Plans His Day
The French Film of Your Life is in Black and White
The Ghost Always Remains
The Ghost Haunting You
The Ghost in this Story
The Ghost of a Very Small Thing
The Ghosts at the Carwash are Always Looking for Company
The Girl in the Water
The Girls in the Yard
The Hero Falls
The Hole in the Center of Everything
The Hollow Where His Heart Would Be
The Largest Man
The Largest Man
The Magician's Affair
The Mermaid
The Most Beautiful Girl in the World
The Octopus Princess
The Quiet Behind Her
The Quiet of Giraffes
The Scent of Kodokushi
The Sky is Nothing at All
The Snow that Does Not Fall
The Straw Castle
The Surviving Conjoined Twin Learns the Art of Kirigami
The Warrens of Virginia
The Whole Girl Detective Thing
There Are Unseen Things Everywhere
There Were Balloons
There's No One Here Who Sounds Like You
These Are Their Names
These Clouds Are Not the Same Clouds; This Sky Is Not the Same Sky
Things We've Found in Our Hair
This Empty Place
This is His Wife
This Is Not Your Beautiful House
This Love Will Destroy You
This Place Will Never Keep You
This Would Be the Perfect Day
Three Apocalypse Girlfriend Stories
Three Japan Stories
Through the Veil of Her Hair
Together on the Moon
Transformation, Metamorphosis, Swan
Two Astronaut Love Stories
Two Micro-Fictions
We Are All Orphans
We Could Be Trees Together
We Used to Play with Baby Dolls
What a Headless Boy Would See
When the Children Return
Where the Drowned Ride
Where You Never Thought You'd Be
Your Girlfriend as a Radium Watch Face
Your Girlfriend as a Weapon of Mass Destruction
Your Girlfriend as Classroom Drills
Your Girlfriend as the American Dream
Your Mother and the Fairies
Your Mother Held the Ocean
Your Mother Sings When She's Alone
Your Sister's Children Always Disappear
Your Stepfather, the Giraffe
Adventure Time
Akira
Alan Moore
Amanda Seyfried
androids
Assassins
Batman
Battlestar Galactica
Benedict Cumberbatch
Bob's Burgers
Bruce Campbell is a god
BUNNIES!
Burn Notice
Buster Keaton
Chris Evans
Chuck
Cillian Murphy
Cowboy Bebop
Cylons
Dale Cooper
Death Note
Elijah Snow
Eric Elbogen
Evil Dead
Evil sea creatures
Fringe
Futurama
Godzilla
Halloween
Han Solo
Heroes
Hot Fuzz
Ian McKellen
I hate Disney
Johnny Depp
Keanu Reeves is a wooden actor
Kristen Bell
L
Magneto
Marilyn Monroe
Martin Freeman
Michael Fassbender
Monkeys will kill us all
Ninja
Olympics!
Planetary
Princess Bride
Ray Park
Robert Downey Jr.
Robots
Say Hi
Sherlock
Sherlock Holmes
Simon Pegg
Spiderman
Spike Spiegel
Star Wars
Stephen King
Superman
Takeshi Kaneshiro
Tak Sakaguchi
The Simpsons
The Terminator
The Thing
TV that annoys
Twilight
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vampires
Veronica Mars
Warren Ellis
Wolverine
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