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- A Brief Account of the Life of Jane "Jinny" Bunford
- A Burning Girl
- A Fluttering of Wings
- A Girl in Pieces
- A Pitcher Like You
- A Place You Can See the Stars
- A Soft Heart
- A Superhero Love Story
- A Swan's Heart
- A Trip to the Moon
- After the Concert
- All Ghosts Are White People
- All the Kids Go
- All the Love Songs are Really About Broken Hearts
- All the Office Ladies
- Aloysius Hunkapiller
- An Apartment on the Moon
- Angel Fish
- Anything But Emptiness
- Aquarium
- Attic Girls
- Baxter's Girl
- Being the Murdered Girl
- Being the Murdered Lover
- Being the Murdered Wife
- Belonging
- Birds That Never See the Sky
- Bitter Tea
- Bottle Sister
- Charlie's Wife
- Chikan, Chikan
- Cliffs of Tojinbo
- Clockwork Heart
- Cowboy Loves Lily Sue
- Diamonds Between Us
- Everybody Loves the Boy Detectives
- Ghost Among Ghosts
- Girls' Night In
- Hail to the Elephant King
- Handsome American Weeping Boy
- Here There Be Giants
- How the Hamster Died
- How We Fossilize
- If the Fluttering of Butterfly Wings
- In Another Universe
- In Pieces
- In the Crowded Spaces
- Into Sleep
- It's Not Love
- Like Light from Dead Stars
- Little Bohemia
- Love Song of the World's Tallest Man
- Math Lesson
- Phone Calls from Loretta
- Photos of a Dead Actress
- Signs Now All the Time
- Starlings
- Storm Girls
- Sugar Family
- That Night, in Your Room
- That Time You Went to the Store and Never Returned
- The Axe Murderer Doesn't Get Caught
- The Bones
- The Boy from the Moon
- The Drowning Pool
- The Falling Girls
- The Fattest Dog in the World
- The Former Yo-Yo World Champion Plans His Day
- The French Film of Yoru Life is in Black and White
- The Ghost Haunting You
- The Girl in the Water
- The Girls in the Yard
- The Hero Falls
- The Largest Man
- The Largest Man
- The Magician's Affair
- The Mermaid
- The Most Beautiful Girl in the World
- The Scent of Kodokushi
- The Straw Castle
- The Surviving Conjoined Twin Learns the Art of Kirigami
- The Warrens of Virginia
- There Were Balloons
- There's No One Here Who Sounds Like You
- These Clouds Are Not the Same Clouds; This Sky Is Not the Same Sky
- This Empty Place
- This is His Wife
- This Is Not Your Beautiful House
- This Love Will Destroy You
- This Place Will Never Keep You
- This Would Be the Perfect Day
- Three Japan Stories
- Through the Veil of Her Hair
- Transformation, Metamorphosis, Swan
- Two Micro-Fictions
- We Could Be Trees Together
- What a Headless Boy Would See
- When the Children Return
- Where the Drowned Ride
- Where You Never Thought You'd Be
- Your Mother and the Fairies
- Your Mother Held the Ocean
- Your Mother Sings When She's Alone
- Your Sister's Children Always Disappear
- Your Stepfather, the Giraffe
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- I Write a Teen Romance (16)
- Pickup Lines of the Famous and Fictional (6)
- Randomosity (241)
- Stuff that Bugs Me Right Now (210)
- The Movie I'm not Seeing this Weekend (223)
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