James Bond’s best pickup line
“The name’s Bond. James Bond.”
“Now that I’ve introduced myself, would you mind telling me: Do your lady bits feel more shaken or stirred?”
The Sheik’s best pickup line
*Says nothing*
*Looks like Rudolph Valentino*
*Your grandmother swoons*
Your grandmother was right to lust after Valentino. He was far superior to Justin Bieber or whoever it is you kids have nowadays.
Superman’s best pickup line
“Honey, you’re so sweet, I’d turn back time for you.”
“And that’s only one of my many awesome powers, such as creating miniature supermen somehow.”
Bender Rodriguez’s best pickup line
“Hey, baby, when I kill all humans, I’m going to save you for last.”
“Now it’s time for some hot robot sex.”
Clark Kent’s best pickup line
“You know, without my glasses on, I’ve been told I look an awful lot like Superman.”
“Ahhhh, but seriously, everyone I know is idiots.”
The Invisible Man’s best pickup line
“Hey, baby, if you don’t want to be seen with me, you don’t have to be!”
“It’s because I’m INVISIBLE! Ha, ha! Call me!”
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