Cobra Kai whaaaaa?

May 8, 2018 at 10:40 am (Things I Want) (, )

This.

This is everything I never knew I ever wanted.

You GUYS. A Cobra Kai series? Johnny Lawrence seeking redemption for walking into the Karate Kid’s foot?

PLEASE YES SO MUCH.

“Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.”
Story of my life, right there.

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Want, want, want this

July 18, 2017 at 9:30 am (Things I Want) (, , )

By which I mean, I want both this Twin Peaks Bento and Kyle MacLachlan hanging out at my house in an apron.

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Great news for silent movies!

May 29, 2015 at 1:43 pm (Things I Want) (, )

I’m so excited that if I wasn’t at work, I’d be literally squeeing myself with joy!

Universal Studios is going to restore FIFTEEN WHOLE SILENT MOVIES! FIFTEEN! That’s way more than you would expect, because who watches silent films anymore except for me? (Well, and my daughter, because I make her.)

The only way I could be happier is if I finally finished my time machine so I could go and meet Buster Keaton.

"Hey, Buster, what's up?" I'd say. And he'd reply: "I don't understand your newfangled slang." And I'd say: "Take me, I'm yours!" And then he'd call the police, and I'd die in a jail cell in the 1920s.

“Hey, Buster, what’s up?” I’d say. And he’d reply: “I don’t understand your newfangled slang.” And I’d say: “Take me, I’m yours!” And then he’d call the police, and I’d die in a jail cell in the 1920s.

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Gillian Anderson’s on the market, y’all!

March 27, 2015 at 2:12 pm (Things I Want) (, , )

… And she’s none too picky about gender!

Does this mean my dreams of a date with Scully could finally be realized???

Is it okay if we talk about Buster Keaton movies a lot, Agent Scully? I hope it's okay if we talk about Buster Keaton movies a lot.

Is it okay if we talk about Buster Keaton movies a lot, Agent Scully? I hope it’s okay if we talk about Buster Keaton movies a lot.

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I heart Times New Roman

December 17, 2014 at 10:17 am (Things I Want) ()

We get a lot of obituaries/memorial programs/poems here at the funeral home that have been written in some godawful illegible font. Sure, you think it looks fancy, but if you have to rely on a fancy font to make your writing pretty, then maybe you should stop writing. What I want is for everyone to use the best font of all: Times New Roman. 10 point is best, but 12 point is OK too.

Oh, Times New Roman, you are a thing of beauty.

Oh, Times New Roman, you are a thing of beauty.

Papyrus is also okay, but only for really special occasions.

Break out the fancy silverware, Ma! It's time to irritate some web designers!

Break out the fancy silverware, Ma! It’s time to irritate some web designers!

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Sci-Fi shows and composers

October 29, 2014 at 9:38 am (Things I Want) (, , )

I want someone to write a sci-fi show that I enjoy, because they will obviously hire Bear McCreary to do the music for it, because I just don’t want to watch The Walking Dead and Constantine.

I could just listen to the soundtracks, I suppose.

I could just listen to the soundtracks, I suppose.

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Snowpiercer looks so good, y’all

June 27, 2014 at 11:31 am (Things I Want) (, )

I want to see Snowpiercer. I want to see Snowpiercer so bad. I want to live in a state that will be getting Snowpiercer, so I could go see it. I want one of you to go and see it and record it on your cell phone and send it to me and I will watch it, out-of-focus, popcorn-crunching and all.

In the future, everyone lives on a train and Captain America has to save the day and it looks SO AWESOME.

In the future, everyone lives on a train and Captain America has to save the day and it looks SO AWESOME.

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H. Jon Benjamin has a sexy, sexy voice

April 16, 2014 at 9:15 am (Things I Want) (, , )

I want to get H. Jon Benjamin in a room alone and make him say things to me.

It wouldn’t have to be quotes from Archer or Bob’s Burgers. Just, you know, words.

Any words.

"Listen, Crazy Lady, I've already dialed 911 and the cops are on the way."

“Listen, Crazy Lady, I’ve already dialed 911 and the cops are on the way.”

Almost any words.

 

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A new car would be nice

December 9, 2013 at 11:59 am (Things I Want)

I want a car with the heated seat feature.

Because I deserve warm buttocks.

Because I deserve warm buttocks.

 

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And he’s already British, so it’s even better

September 30, 2013 at 9:46 am (Things I Want) (, , , )

I don’t know whether Benedict Cumberbatch as Julian Assange in The Fifth Estate is supposed to be a towhead, silver fox or what, but all I know is now that I’ve seen him with really white hair, he absolutely has to play Elijah Snow in the live-action Planetary movie that lives in my head.

Silver fox?

I mean it.

I really, really mean it.

I really, really mean it.

 

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